[RJ: I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.]
You don't have a family. [RJ: I meant family of one.]
RJ
Bruce Willis · 33 quotes
Hammy
Steve Carell · 28 quotes
Verne
Garry Shandling · 22 quotes
Lou and Penny
20 quotes
Ozzie and Heather
19 quotes
Stella
Wanda Sykes · 18 quotes
Gladys Sharp
Allison Janney · 16 quotes
Vincent
Nick Nolte · 11 quotes
Dwayne LaFontant
Thomas Haden Church · 10 quotes
Spike
Shane Baumel · 9 quotes
Bucky
Sami Kirkpatrick · 8 quotes
Quillo
Madison Davenport · 8 quotes
Tiger
Omid Djalili · 8 quotes
Animals
3 quotes
Nugent
Brian Stepanek · 3 quotes
Skeeter
Paul Butcher · 3 quotes
Woman
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Hammy & RJ (17), Hammy & Lou and Penny (16), Hammy & Verne (15)
Over the Hedge quotes
Page 4 of 6Moon's full, RJ. See you in the morning.
[attempting to convince RJ to forget his woodland friends and move on as an independent loner]
Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.
[threatening to kill RJ and his friends]
You're dead, RJ! And your friends are next! (Penny: Look out!) [pricks her quills onto his nose, causing him to roar in pain]
[first words while talking on the phone while driving in her SUV]
No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
[to Janis]
Did I just hear them say, "rabid squirrel?" [Janis: I think they might just be overreacting.] But, what if they're not? What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose, spreading disease, and lowering our property values? [Janis: Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run. (walks away)] Fine. You worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility!
[exits her house and spits out her coffee, seeing the neighborhood in a mess, and calls a number on her phone]
Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator."
Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit out for a gathering. Groups of more than one who wish to get... [sees Ozzie lying on the ground, playing dead; screams in alarm]
[after Dwayne sets up a lot of animal traps in her backyard to keep animals off her property while RJ watches from inside the hedge]
Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo? [Dwayne: That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas.] I don't care if this thing's against the Geneva Conventions. I want it! [Dwayne: (chuckles) I thought you might. So I took the liberty of installing it for you.]
[attacking RJ and the woodland animals along with Dwayne and Vincent while cutting the hedge with a string trimmer]
Show your rat little faces! Filthy creatures! [zoom out, showing the three villains attacking them on both sides of the hedge as they're cornered inside] STAY IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU BELONG!
[last words while she and Dwayne are both being arrested by the police for illegally possessing a Depelter Turbo; begging desperately]
No! It's not my fault! LET GO OF ME! [Police Officer: Ma'am.] I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! [Police Officer: Excuse me...] I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!
[after Vincent retaliates by punching him in the face for accidentally shocking him]
You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!
[bracing for impact when the Depelter Turbo activates]
Prepare for a lot of stinging!
Now can I poke him?
BBQ Barry
Oh, my back!