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[Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
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[Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
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[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
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Coming this fall.
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I'm not workin' with this guy.
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Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
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Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
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The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
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Then you say it.
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This here is my home.
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When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!