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Reilly: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!
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Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
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Shaw: Huh? Uh, wait, no, no, no! [shouts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Shaw: If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.
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Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
[Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
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Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!
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Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
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[Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!
Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
Boog: Thank you?!
Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!
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[After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Animals: Yeah, that's right!
Boog: What? What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah! What about us?
Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)
Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
[All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
Animals: Yeah, that's right!
Boog: What? What did I do?
Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
Serge: We're sitting ducks out here!
Buddy: And it's open season!
Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
Elliot: My fault?
Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
Buddy: What about us?
Animals: Yeah! What about us?
Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)
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[as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!
[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs] Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!
[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs] Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.
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[Explaining the woods to Boog]
Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
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[About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!
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[bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
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[Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.