Oh, snap!
White Goodman
Ben Stiller · 51 quotes
Patches O'Houlihan
Rip Torn · 26 quotes
Peter La Fleur
Vince Vaughn · 21 quotes
Steve the Pirate
Alan Tudyk · 21 quotes
Pepper
Jason Bateman · 15 quotes
Dwight
Chris Williams · 9 quotes
Gordon
Stephen Root · 4 quotes
Girl Scout
3 quotes
Justin
Justin Long · 3 quotes
Kate
Christine Taylor · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Peter La Fleur & Steve the Pirate (8), Peter La Fleur & White Goodman (4), White Goodman & Steve the Pirate (3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
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Pepper needs new shorts!
Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.
Suit yourself, q***r! [when Peter declines the above offer]
Suit yourself, ****! [when Peter declines the above offer]
Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.
Thank you, Chuck Norris.
That guy's a dickhead.
That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!
That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
There, happy. Fatty make a funny!
They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.