They're too good and you suck something awful.
White Goodman
Ben Stiller · 51 quotes
Patches O'Houlihan
Rip Torn · 26 quotes
Peter La Fleur
Vince Vaughn · 21 quotes
Steve the Pirate
Alan Tudyk · 21 quotes
Pepper
Jason Bateman · 15 quotes
Dwight
Chris Williams · 9 quotes
Gordon
Stephen Root · 4 quotes
Girl Scout
3 quotes
Justin
Justin Long · 3 quotes
Kate
Christine Taylor · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Peter La Fleur & Steve the Pirate (8), Peter La Fleur & White Goodman (4), White Goodman & Steve the Pirate (3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
Page 8 of 9Turn it up high Reggie, I wanna burn.
Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.
We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
We could sell blood and semen.
We're gonna get our taints handed to us!
We're sweating like grease monkeys out here, I can't hold onto a ball!
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!
Where's your killer instinct, son? You have got to get angry, you have got to get MEAN! That's the only way you can play! (hits Gordon in the balls) You angry now?
Yeah, hope you're all happy now. Good guy wins, bad guy loses. Big freakin' surprise! I love happy endings. You know, that's the problem with the American cinema, can't handle any complexity in it, you know? "Don't let me think, I just wanna be entertained!" All right, fine. You want a little somethin' somethin' for the ride home? Check these boots out for size. [turns on radio, Kelis's Milkshake plays]
Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!
You had me at blood and semen.