[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls]
That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?
White Goodman
Ben Stiller · 51 quotes
Patches O'Houlihan
Rip Torn · 26 quotes
Peter La Fleur
Vince Vaughn · 21 quotes
Steve the Pirate
Alan Tudyk · 21 quotes
Pepper
Jason Bateman · 15 quotes
Dwight
Chris Williams · 9 quotes
Gordon
Stephen Root · 4 quotes
Girl Scout
3 quotes
Justin
Justin Long · 3 quotes
Kate
Christine Taylor · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Peter La Fleur & Steve the Pirate (8), Peter La Fleur & White Goodman (4), White Goodman & Steve the Pirate (3)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
Page 3 of 9An' I'll be splitting my buried treasure with ya... when I find it, that be..
And can someone catch a god-damn ball! It's like watching a bunch of r****ds trying to **** a doorknob out there!
And our newest member, meet Fran Stalinoskovitchdadavidovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her team, the Nuclear Power Plants, won the championship, 5 years running. Which makes her the deadliest woman on Earth with a dodgeball.
And they love you. Whoo, do they love you. You're their Fonzie, Pete. Heeeeey. Right?
Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!
Arr, Steve the Pirate be in no man's debt! I'll make a barter with you, true as the north star!
Ball me Blazer.
Bollocks!
Come on! I've seen better runs in my shorts!
Cram it up your cram hole!
Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!
Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?
Eff your mama, Cotton!
Effin-a, Cotton. Effin-a.