Crank: High Voltage (2009) quotes, page 3

View Quote I know where Johnny Vang go!

View Quote In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eyewitnesses, a white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver, and then was removed from the scene before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body, the police have yet to piece together the events of a day that can only be described as...implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are.

View Quote No ****y sucky for you asshole!

View Quote This is a weird scene; we've got pissed off beaver-hoover. I'm in pursuit.

View Quote You my ****. Can't get no bigger. L.A. Underground, we're like a family, man. We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? We look out for our own.

View Quote You want sticky me? [Starts humping Chev]

View Quote [Catches up with Johnny Vang after chase] Did I just drop some change... [grabs Johnny Vang by neck] ...or did I hear a chink?

View Quote [Chico pisses in the wake of a motorboat] Massive homo ****!

View Quote [Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk] **** you, Chelios!

View Quote [Hallucinations of blunt force-induced concussion, male voices] **** you Chelios! Hey **** you Chelios! **** you Chelios! [Female voice] **** **** your balls Chelios! [Male voices] Yo Chelios, **** you! **** off Chelios! **** off Cheli-****-os!

View Quote [Peering into Johnny's cooler] This isn't my **** pumper! Becomes deeply revulsed] What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my ****in' core. You have got some big problems, mother****er. [Drops cooler on ground] What the **** is that?

View Quote [Poon Dong is driven around with him all dressed up and trying to get women's attentions, to Asian women] Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks. Oh, stop. Stop right here. Stop right here. Hey, baby. Hey. Hey, baby. How you doing? I'm doing okay, baby. Yeah? How you doing? What you need? You know what I need. Come on. Come on, Daddy.

View Quote [Referring to Eve while at the pornstar strike] I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back!

View Quote [Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight] Who the **** crack bitch? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!

View Quote [To Chev, about Venus after getting ejected from vehicle after suffering a seizure attack] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs]