Crank: High Voltage (2009) quotes, page 4

52 total quotes

Chev Chelios – Jason Statham
Chico – J. J. Soria
Doc Miles – Dwight Yoakam
Don Kim – Keone Young
Donut Cop
Eve – Amy Smart
Glenda Lansing – Danna Hansen
Male Porn Star – Nick Manning

Newscaster
Orlando – Reno Wilson
Pepper – Yeva-Genevieve Lavlinski
Poon Dong – David Carradine
Randy – Corey Haim
Ria – Bai Ling
Various voiceovers
Venus – Efren Ramirez

View Quote [To Chev, dry humping him] You need me like Whitney Houston, dude!

View Quote [To Chev] You are my shiny lunch box.

View Quote [To Eve] Look, baby. All right, I'm tryin' to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. [Holds up hand in a manner implying domestic violence] You want me to drop the hammer, baby? [Gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve of unexplained superhuman strength]

View Quote [To his gang hitmen posse] No. We need his ass alive. Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude.

View Quote [To mistress Chocolate backtalking over a favor request] Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?

View Quote [To Poon Dong realizing his honey trapping folly, holds up surgical instruments in surgical gloves] Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch".

View Quote [Upon seeing guys using a shock collar on their dog] You pair of sausage nigels! How do you sleep at night?