Don Kim quotes from Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Played by Keone Young
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[To Chev, about Venus after getting ejected from vehicle after suffering a seizure attack] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs]
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Don Kim: Get in. Chev Chelios.
Chev: Don mother**** Kim. So you pull my lily-white ass out of the hot grease again.
Don Kim: Please, don't thank me.
Chev: I don't think I shall. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, Jeeves... but your slant-eyed associates have taken something... of extreme value to me. And I intend to get it back.
Don Kim: You know what you are, Chev Chelios?
Chev: Tell me.
Don Kim: You... are a shit magnet. [Venus starts experiencing an episode of FBT and is expelled from the vehicle] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs] And now, where were we?
Chev: You were about to tell me exactly who's got what I need and why.
Don Kim: You may have heard of the name Poon Dong.
Chev: Only in dirty limericks.
Don Kim: The patriarch of our organization. Said to be 100 years old. Considered to be more god than man by the Triad gangs. But several months ago, word had spread out... that Poon Dong had taken gravely ill. And without a heart transplant, he only had a few days left to live.
Chev: I see.
Don Kim: Of course, that was unacceptable. Many would have given their hearts... from their own breasts to save the life of Poon Dong. But not me. **** that. But many. Then word spread out that there was a man... who had a heart so powerful that he was capable... of surviving even our most deadliest of poisons.
Chev: The Chinese shit.
Don Kim: It was your heart that Poon Dong chose to replace his own.
Chev: One more question. Who the **** is El Hurón, The Ferret? And how is he involved with all this?
Don Kim: The Ferret? Let's just say our organizations have a history of conflicting interests.
Chev: I see. Well, it's mighty white of you to help me out like this. Now, if you don't mind.
Don Kim: Who said I was helping you out? My reward for returning you to Poon Dong will be great.
Chev: So this is how it is.
Don Kim: This is how it is. [Chev grabs the uzi from a henchman and massacres all the men in the limo]
Chev: [The limo is about to crash into a pole] Chicken and broccoli. [Chev gets out and uses gun to break open an electrical transformer box and deliberately electrocutes himself]
Keith Jardine: Dude, are you all right?
Chev: Never better. [Runs away]
Chev: Don mother**** Kim. So you pull my lily-white ass out of the hot grease again.
Don Kim: Please, don't thank me.
Chev: I don't think I shall. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, Jeeves... but your slant-eyed associates have taken something... of extreme value to me. And I intend to get it back.
Don Kim: You know what you are, Chev Chelios?
Chev: Tell me.
Don Kim: You... are a shit magnet. [Venus starts experiencing an episode of FBT and is expelled from the vehicle] Your friend has the gay condition. [Laughs] And now, where were we?
Chev: You were about to tell me exactly who's got what I need and why.
Don Kim: You may have heard of the name Poon Dong.
Chev: Only in dirty limericks.
Don Kim: The patriarch of our organization. Said to be 100 years old. Considered to be more god than man by the Triad gangs. But several months ago, word had spread out... that Poon Dong had taken gravely ill. And without a heart transplant, he only had a few days left to live.
Chev: I see.
Don Kim: Of course, that was unacceptable. Many would have given their hearts... from their own breasts to save the life of Poon Dong. But not me. **** that. But many. Then word spread out that there was a man... who had a heart so powerful that he was capable... of surviving even our most deadliest of poisons.
Chev: The Chinese shit.
Don Kim: It was your heart that Poon Dong chose to replace his own.
Chev: One more question. Who the **** is El Hurón, The Ferret? And how is he involved with all this?
Don Kim: The Ferret? Let's just say our organizations have a history of conflicting interests.
Chev: I see. Well, it's mighty white of you to help me out like this. Now, if you don't mind.
Don Kim: Who said I was helping you out? My reward for returning you to Poon Dong will be great.
Chev: So this is how it is.
Don Kim: This is how it is. [Chev grabs the uzi from a henchman and massacres all the men in the limo]
Chev: [The limo is about to crash into a pole] Chicken and broccoli. [Chev gets out and uses gun to break open an electrical transformer box and deliberately electrocutes himself]
Keith Jardine: Dude, are you all right?
Chev: Never better. [Runs away]
Other characters in Crank: High Voltage (2009): Chev Chelios · Ria · Doc Miles · Chico · Eve · Venus · Orlando · Pepper · Poon Dong · Randy · Glenda Lansing · Various voiceovers · Donut Cop · Male Porn Star · Newscaster