Chico quotes from Crank: High Voltage (2009)

View Quote [To his gang hitmen posse] No. We need his ass alive. Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude.

View Quote [Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk] **** you, Chelios!

View Quote [Chico is hostaging and interrogating Johnny Vang in a strip club]
Chico: Mother****er!
Woman: Baby.
Chico: [Starts chopping a chair with a machete] Mother**** Chelios!
Johnny Vang: [In Chinese] Suck me beaner. Chelios is Triad property.
Chico: You like sushi, Chinese man?
Johnny Vang: [Laughs maniacally] That's Japanese, El Torito. Chinese don't eat that shit!
Chico: How the **** am I supposed to know what kind of "-ese" you is you slanty-eyed ****?! Check it out, sushi! [Chico's cohorts hold down Johnny's cohort rolling up sleeve]
Johnny Vang: [In Chinese] This is new and exciting.
Chico: [Chico slices off the tip of an elbow of Johnny's cohort]
Johnny Vang: [In Chinese] We can make a deal. [In English] Hey Chico, we can make a deal huh? [Laughs sheepishly]

View Quote [Chev has arrived at a strip club and Eve comes out dancing]
Chev Chelios: Eve? Eve. Here, baby. Eve! [Takes her hand]
Eve: Chev.
Randy: Hey. I need you to take your ****in' hands off Lemon now, man.
Chev Chelios: Who the **** are you?
Randy: Who the **** am I? Who the **** are you? Do you know this guy, Lemon?
Chev Chelios: Lemon?
Eve: You were dead. Uh... I'm...uh, I'm so confused right now. What's that ticking sound?
Randy: Yeah, what is that sound? You're kinda weird, tick-man. It's time for you to go!
Chev Chelios: Randy? Randy? Come here.
Eve: [Ria attacks her out of jealousy] ****!
Chev Chelios: Not you. Babe, it's not--
Eve: Who the **** is that?
Chev Chelios: Ah, some whore. ****, no. That was a mistake. Oh, ****. Look she's helpin' me find my heart.
Eve: Yeah. What?!
Chev Chelios: Go away! Come on, let's go. What? Oh, you dozy ****.
Chico: [To posse] No. We need his ass alive. [To Chev] Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude.
Chev Chelios: I'm up for that, when we've all had a drink.
Eve: Should I duck?
Chev Chelios: Yeah. [A gun battle ensues]
...
Chev Chelios: Shall I bypass the formalities?
Thug: Of course.
Chev Chelios: Who do you work for and what the **** do they want with me?
Thug: EI Huron.
Chev Chelios: English! What's a ****in' ee-el-who-done?
Thug: It's a ferret. He wants you alive... so he can watch you die.
Chev Chelios: Oh, yeah? Why?
Thug: I don't know. Doesn't everybody?
Chev Chelios: Shut up. Ooh, you lucky bastard.

View Quote Psychiatrist: It's completely normal to be freaked out when someone has a gun at your head. I would've shit myself.
Ankleson: I still have nightmares.
Psychiatrist: Everybody has nightmares. The point is by coming here and talking with me you made a choice to confront your issues and lick 'em.
Ankleson: I can't even leave my **** apartment. I cl... Every time I go up to... leave the door, I-I see the guy with the gun.
[Flashback to previous film of Chev holding gun to hospital orderly's head in the hall for epinephrine]
Psychiatrist: Think about it like this, Ankleson. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You gotta go out and enjoy it. Knock back a couple of beers, hit a titty bar.
Ankleson: Excuse me?!
Psychiatrist: Have some smelly snatch rubbed in your face. You gotta get out there, man.
Ankleson: Yeah, I've gotta do it.
Psychiatrist: Tackle a **** whore, get your dick wet. Dip your wick into life a little bit. Have some fun.
Ankleson: Yeah. I'm gonna go out there and floss my teeth with some pubes.
Psychiatrist: Oh, now you're on it.
Ankleson: I'm done with fear. My life begins today. [A stray bullet finds the doctor's head and kills him instantly while the psychiatrist vomits into the camera]
...
[Chev catches Johnny and they're fighting]
Municipal hydro employee: Maybe we better call nine-one-one.
Chev Chelios: Where's my box?!
Johnny: No! No!
Chev Chelios: [After pounding Johnny's face] Five more like that... and your brains will be strawberry jelly.
Johnny: You can't look in that box!
Chev Chelios: The key and the ****in' combo.
Johnny: No!
Chev Chelios: Do it. [Johnny enters combination] That's better. [Chev looks in] This isn't my ****in' pumper! What the... What is that? What kind of sick freak carries something like this around in a box? I am shocked to my **** core. You've got some deep problems, mother****er. What the **** is that? That one I sort of know and it's ****in' got to come back and ****in' r-run it... What the **** is this?! What the **** is tha... [Drops cooler box on ground and calls Doc] Hello. Doc.
Doc Miles: Chevy. When you hung up on me, I was trying to ****in' tell you something. Your heart was transplanted three weeks ago into that Shaolin mother****er.
Chev Chelios: **** great. Now what?
Doc Miles: I'm on it. Poon Dong is still in L.A. And if I'm right he's got what you need in pristine working condition beating inside his chest.
Chev Chelios: Good. Where do I find him?
Doc Miles: Don't worry about it. I got people on the street.
Chev Chelios: Good luck with that, Doc. I'll try it my way. Come here, you. Up you get. Okay, darling. One last dance. [Points in Johnny's face] Where's the ****in' old man? [A bullet goes through Johnny's head and Chev looks at finger with amazement and turns around to see Chico and his cohorts and a thug clubs Chev's head]
Chico: [To a cohort] What old man?

View Quote Chico: [Chico's cohorts throws Chelios unconscious body into vehicle trunk] **** you, Chelios!