A scene from Crank: High Voltage 2009
Chev Chelios
[Chev has arrived at a strip club and Eve comes out dancing]

Eve? Eve. Here, baby. Eve! [Takes her hand]

Eve

Chev.

Randy

Hey. I need you to take your ****in' hands off Lemon now, man.

Chev Chelios

Who the **** are you?

Randy

Who the **** am I? Who the **** are you? Do you know this guy, Lemon?

Chev Chelios

Lemon?

Eve

You were dead. Uh... I'm...uh, I'm so confused right now. What's that ticking sound?

Randy

Yeah, what is that sound? You're kinda weird, tick-man. It's time for you to go!

Chev Chelios

Randy? Randy? Come here.

Eve
[Ria attacks her out of jealousy]

****!

Chev Chelios

Not you. Babe, it's not--

Eve

Who the **** is that?

Chev Chelios

Ah, some whore. ****, no. That was a mistake. Oh, ****. Look she's helpin' me find my heart.

Eve

Yeah. What?!

Chev Chelios

Go away! Come on, let's go. What? Oh, you dozy ****.

Chico
[To posse]

No. We need his ass alive. [To Chev] Chev Chelios. Let's save some bullets, dude.

Chev Chelios

I'm up for that, when we've all had a drink.

Eve

Should I duck?

Chev Chelios

Yeah. [A gun battle ensues]
...

Chev Chelios

Shall I bypass the formalities?

Thug

Of course.

Chev Chelios

Who do you work for and what the **** do they want with me?

Thug

EI Huron.

Chev Chelios

English! What's a ****in' ee-el-who-done?

Thug

It's a ferret. He wants you alive... so he can watch you die.

Chev Chelios

Oh, yeah? Why?

Thug

I don't know. Doesn't everybody?

Chev Chelios

Shut up. Ooh, you lucky bastard.

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