Ria quotes from Crank: High Voltage (2009)

View Quote [To Chev] You are my shiny lunch box.

View Quote I know where Johnny Vang go!

View Quote [To Chev, dry humping him] You need me like Whitney Houston, dude!

View Quote No ****y sucky for you asshole!

View Quote You want sticky me? [Starts humping Chev]

View Quote [Ria catches Chev and Eve embracing at the strip club after gun fight] Who the **** crack bitch? Take your slutty paws off my handsome!

View Quote [Walks up to a pack of Cholo thugs]
Chev Chelios: Hey, Menudo, where's the ****in' Social Club? [They are silent] Uh, dondé esta La Social Club? [One points to house]
Cholo: Buénos nachos, white boy.
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[Chev walks up to house and Ria is thrown out front door and a topless obese man comes out]
Chev: [To obese man] You Johnny Vang? [Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle]
Johnny: Go!
Ria: [She climbs up to obese man] No sucky ****y for your asshole! [Grabs broken bicycle] **** suck face! **** whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! [Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch] Chicken fat! [Two Triad thugs pull up] What you two ****s looking at?!
Cypress Triad Hood #1: Get lost bitch.
Ria: **** you! [To Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
Cypress Triad Hood #1: What?!
Chev: Where's Johnny Vang?
Cypress Triad Hood #1: You looking to get your ass killed dog?!
Ria: You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
Chev: Wrong expression.
Cypress Triad Hood #1: You ain't tappin' my ass! [Points gun]
[Chev parries the gun out of the hood and beats both hoods with them running to their vehicle] There you go, cupcake. [Ria jumps on Chev's back trying to kiss him and Chev pushes her off] **** no balling for me today, thanks. There goes my ride!
Chev: What's that, **** ****-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!
Ria: [Humping him] Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!
Chev: Johnny Vang?
Ria: Yes.
Chev: Where? [She points down street]
Ria: Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!
Chev: [He attempts to carjack a station wagon] Get out of the **** car! Out!
Station wagon driver: Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the **** off! Damn!
Chev: ****!
Ria: You taking it too fast with me!
Chev: Which way?!
Ria: I want you to take it slow.
Chev: Which way?
Ria: Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!
Chev: Shut up a minute, for ****'s sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!
Ria: Yes. [Points]

View Quote Venus: Hey. You okay? Wake up. Wake up. Ria, baby. What happened to you? What are you doing out here? What you out here for? I'm looking for the man that killed my brother. Yeah. I have to go. I might not come back. Give the girls kisses and hugs from me.
Ria: I kiss and hug all the pussy. You go kill ****.