Chev Chelios
Hey, Menudo, where's the ****in' Social Club? [They are silent] Uh, dondé esta La Social Club? [One points to house]
Buénos nachos, white boy.
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Chev
You Johnny Vang? [Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle]
Go!
Ria
No sucky ****y for your asshole! [Grabs broken bicycle] **** suck face! **** whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! [Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch] Chicken fat! [Two Triad thugs pull up] What you two ****s looking at?!
Get lost bitch.
Ria
**** you! [To Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off!
What?!
Chev
Where's Johnny Vang?
You looking to get your ass killed dog?!
Ria
You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass!
Chev
Wrong expression.
You ain't tappin' my ass! [Points gun]
[Chev parries the gun out of the hood and beats both hoods with them running to their vehicle] There you go, cupcake. [Ria jumps on Chev's back trying to kiss him and Chev pushes her off] **** no balling for me today, thanks. There goes my ride!
Chev
What's that, **** ****-onese?! I'd rather stick my dick in a blender!
Ria
Sticky me. Hey! I know where Johnny Vang go!
Chev
Johnny Vang?
Ria
Yes.
Chev
Where? [She points down street]
Ria
Hey, dude, why do you run?! Wait for me!
Chev
Get out of the **** car! Out!
Get your own station wagon, asshole! Get the **** off! Damn!
Chev
****!
Ria
You taking it too fast with me!
Chev
Which way?!
Ria
I want you to take it slow.
Chev
Which way?
Ria
Hey! Hey! You didn't ask name!
Chev
Shut up a minute, for ****'s sake! Where is he?! Johnny Vang?!
Ria
Yes. [Points]
