Chlorophyll? More like BOROPHYLL!
Billy Madison
Adam Sandler · 62 quotes
Veronica
Bridgette Wilson · 10 quotes
O'Doyle Family
8 quotes
Brian
Darren McGavin · 4 quotes
Bus Driver
Al Maini · 4 quotes
Dan
Austin Pool · 4 quotes
Ernie
Jared Cook · 4 quotes
Eric
Bradley Whitford · 3 quotes
Frank
Norm Macdonald · 3 quotes
Principal Anderson
Josh Mostel · 3 quotes
Clown
Shane Farberman · 1 quote
Game show host
1 quote
Most scenes together: Billy Madison & O'Doyle Family (7), Billy Madison & Veronica (6), Billy Madison & Brian (4)
Billy Madison quotes
Page 4 of 5Chlorophyll?! More like BORE-O-PHYLL! Right?
Er Dad do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit in the room?
Eric is pregnant!! Congratulations Big Fella!!! He's gonna be a soccer player! Yes he is! Yes he ii-iiiis.
He called the shit poop!
He said "poop"!
Hey, kids it's me! I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha Ha!
I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words... I'm deaf! Oh, Veronica Vaughn... Sooo hot... Want to touch the hiney... Ruff!
I choose Business Ethics.
Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
It's nudey magazine day!
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here.
JUST DO IT!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
O'Doyle rules!