Frank quotes from Billy Madison (1995)

Billy

Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember! What's today?

Frank

October?

Billy

It's Nudie Magazine Day!!

Frank

Hey Billy, who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Billy

Jack Nicholson now or 1974?

Frank

'74.

Billy

Meg Ryan.
[Frank looks confused]

Frank

Well, this is great! When I graduated 1st grade all my dad did was tell me to get a job! Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?

Billy

Maybe later.

Frank

I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

Billy

Okay.