“Well, this is great! When I graduated 1st grade all my dad did was...” – Frank, Billy Madison ... Movie Quotes Database

Frank

Well, this is great! When I graduated 1st grade all my dad did was tell me to get a job! Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?

Billy

Maybe later.

Frank

I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

Billy

Okay.

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