3rd most-quoted character in Billy Madison (1995): in 8 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Billy Madison (7)
O'Doyle rules!
I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
No, you don't.
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know...Him and her *got it on*! Wooo-eee!
No, they didn't.
No, no, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, huh?
Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl
Kid can't even read.
Cut it out dude, you're gonna get us in trouble.
T-T-T-TODAY, JUNIOR!
Hey, look everybody! Billy peed his pants.
Of course I peed my pants! Everyone my age pees their pants; it's the coolest!
Really?
YES! You ain't cool...unless you pee your pants.
Hey, look! Ernie peed his pants, too. Alright!
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
OOH! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go.
Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is the best game ever made.
I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is better.
Donkey Kong sucks!
Wanna know somethin'? You suck!
Here ya go! Have some more Sloppy joes. I made'em EXTRA sloppy for ya's; I know you's kids like 'em sloppy.
You want some of this milk?
That milk belongs to that classroom.
But they don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
No milk will ever be our milk.
Now that wasn't very nice. How 'bout you Sideburns? You want some of this milk?
I'd rather have a beer.
