Billy Madison (1995) · 71 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Billy Madison (1995): in 4 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Billy Madison (3)
That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
No, you don't.
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know...Him and her *got it on*! Wooo-eee!
No, they didn't.
No, no, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, huh?
Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver. Do it. Come on.
HEY!
Hey, who threw that?
I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh?! You little shit! [quivers lips up and down while face gets red]
Get on the bus here. Move it. Get up there. Kyle. 1, 2, 5, 7. Move it or lose it. Get on the bu-s Hi, Ms. Vaughn. Nice to see ya. [stops Billy] That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
No, you don't.
Well, not me personally, but a guy I know...him and her got it on! Whoooooo-eeeeee!
No, they didn't.
No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh? Huh? [Billy gets on the bus] Everybody on? Good. Great! Grand! Wonderful! [closes the door, yelling]: NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
Spanish Armada...1588!
That is correct. [takes off his shirt, leaving him shirtless while wearing a tie, much to Billy's chargin]
