Billy Madison Well, I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. Billy Madison Well, I made the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and, to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck. Billy Madison That's QUACKTASTIC!