Ray Romano movie quotes

View Quote [when a male anteater asked him when it was the last time he saw another mammoth] Mammoths can't go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!

View Quote [to Sid] I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp.

View Quote [to his reflection] I guess it's just you and me now.

View Quote Huh?! No, no. They're not real. [to Sid, Diego and Granny] They're monsters, they're sirens! Don't listen to them! [singing] Who can take the sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew…

View Quote First, it's the falls, then, she's piercing her trunk and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries!

View Quote [to Crash and Eddie] You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!

View Quote [to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.

View Quote After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.

View Quote Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.

View Quote So you like to have three melons?

View Quote Isn't the world for someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

View Quote Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.

View Quote Peaches: [she feels nervous to marry Julian] I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do?
Ellie: Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal. Okay? Everyone gets nervous.
Manny: [walks in on-screen] What's going on? What happened?
Peaches: It's just… I can't go! How can I go? I don't wanna leave you guys. [slight pause for five seconds]
Manny: Hey, fuzzball… remember the first time that we played hockey? You were so afraid to get on the ice because it was slippery. Remember how I held you up while you started to skate? And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.
Peaches: Aw, Dad.
Manny: I know you're ready, now you have to let go.
Ellie: I always knew it would take someone very special, to match your spirit, and you found him. Just like I did. It's your time, sweetie. See the world, chase your dreams.
Manny: And whenever you decide to come back, we'll be here, okay? [they all embrace each other before Ellie gives Peaches a corsage on her head]

View Quote Buck: No worries, because I've got a plan.
Manny: Really, to stop an asteroid?
Buck: [shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.
Granny: That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Manny: Let me get this straight: instead of running away from a deadly asteroid, you want us to run directly towards it.
Buck: I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!
Diego: Well, that's reassuring.
Manny: Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?
Buck: Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]
Manny: So what do you think?
Ellie: Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.
Buck: [dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. [singsong] And looking fabulous!!
Diego: Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?
Shira: But what if he can't this time?
Peaches: I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.
[They break up]
Manny: Okay...I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie: [salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!
Eddie: Haha! "Dooty". [he and Crash laugh]
Buck: Excellent!

View Quote Manny: [as he, Sid, Brooke, and Ellie walk out together] Sid? I never thought I'd say this, but you did a great job on the wedding. I owe you bigtime, pal.
Sid: You sure do... [holds out a leaf for Manny to take it] here's my bill.
Manny: What?!
Sid: Father of the bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented!
Manny: Wait a minute. This is ridiculous. Look what you're charging for flowers!
Sid: Flowers ain't cheap.
Manny: No, they're free! We're in a forest! This bill is outrageous!

View Quote [after Peaches tells Manny off]
Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up.
[Ellie raises her eyebrow]
Manny: Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.
[Ellie rolls her eyes]

View Quote Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
Manny: Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?

View Quote [Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]
Manny: Peaches, you... [suddenly mad] ...Are so grounded!
Peaches: Sorry, Daddy.
Manny: I was talkin' to Sid!
Sid: [cowering behind Peaches] Sorry, Daddy.

View Quote So, uh, 9/11? No, I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation about it with... (pauses) people.

View Quote Terry: [rhetorically] Who goes to a math conference to get laid?
Kumail: Math teachers?

View Quote Emily: (spitting out drink) What is that crap?
Nurse Judy: We have to thicken your liquids for a bit. Your esophagus isn’t strong enough to swallow yet.
Emily: That shit tastes like semen.
Terry: That's nice for a father to hear.