[rhetorically]
Who goes to a math conference to get laid?
Math teachers?
The Big Sick (2017) · 17 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Big Sick (2017): in 4 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Emily Gardner (2)
So, uh, 9/11? No, I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation about it with... (pauses) people.
Who goes to a math conference to get laid?
Math teachers?
We have to thicken your liquids for a bit. Your esophagus isn’t strong enough to swallow yet.
That shit tastes like semen.
That's nice for a father to hear.
Hey guys, I think I might just pop out for a bit.
By yourself?
Yeah, just hop around the block, maybe get some frozen yogurt.
Are you okay? Can you do it, can you walk by yourself?
Yeah, Dad.
Have fun.
If you feel a coma coming on, call us.
Dad, it's too soon.