[Buzz is muttering things into his "mission log"]
Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to a new house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
What?! What are you talking about?!
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!
[long pause; Woody stares at Buzz, incredulous and dumbfounded] [exploding with rage]
You...are...a...toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Oh, yeah?! Well good riddance, ya loony!
[In a deleted scene, inside Andy's room]
Woody! [Woody gasps; extends a handshake of sportsmanship] I'd just like to wish you luck. I-I-I know you’d do the same for me.
[in Black Friday Reel; first words]
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
[Woody grabs Buzz's hand, then throws him suddenly out of the window]
Whoa!
[Buzz falls into the bushes from his point of view, fades to black, Woody lands in the bushes, and then cuts to Woody closing the blinders and turning around only to see the toys looking up in shock]
What? What, what what? What? What are you- What's everyone looking at? What?! Hey, he slipped. I tried to- He- I couldn't hold on- It was an a- He slipped!
[The toys then rush up to the window and peek out of the window to try and find Buzz out of concern for him]
I don't see him. I think he fell onto the street.
Yeah, he's as good as roadkill.
He ain't going to pizza now.
[As they are talking, Woody is seen smugly walking back to his spot on the bed and lying down on it. Bo Peep turns around and notices this]
Woody! You deliberately threw Buzz out of the window!
[shrugs]
Hey, it's a toy-eat-toy world.
[All toys gasp in horror]
Cowboy! Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to wear a 10-gallon hat on your pint-sized head! [turns to the bucket of soldiers] Men, search and rescue! I want a Medevac team on the devil!
[suddenly grabs Sarge]
At ease, sergeant. [then puts him back in the container]
Hustle up! Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey!
[Woody notices Mr. Potato Head climbing up onto the bed, alongside Hamm and Rex]
Hey, spuds-for-brains! Heh, what do you think you're doing? Off the bed. [As they congregate, they glare at Woody, with Rex also, after some confusion, preparing to snarl at Woody] Hey! Off the bed!
You gonna make us, Woody?!
No, he is. Slinky! Slink. [looks around then sees Slinky is still on the floor] Slink- Slinky! Get up here and do your job! [Slinky comes up and hesitates] Are you deaf?! I said take care of them!
Uh, I'm sorry, Woody, but I, uh... I have to agree with them. I don’t think what you did was right.
[hysterically laughs]
What?! Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, spring wiener?!
Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all! In fact, my stretchy friend, you would've been hauled off to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get - them - off - the - bed! Do it. Now, Slink, or I'm throwing you off!
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
You're gonna have to throw the two of us off!
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Make that three.
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Count me in.
[pointing at Woody]
No, Woody, you get your butt off the bed.
[bored laugh]
Guys, I don't believe this. Heh! [beat] Are... Are you- Are you threatening me?!
Yeah, get off the bed, ranch hand or we're throwing you off!
[carefully scowls at them]
Ha! You and what army?
[The soldiers pop out of the barrel, and then the toys rush at Woody]
There he is, that dirtbag! Frag him! Move, move, move! Take no prisoners! Go for him! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!
[Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, and Bo Peep grab Woody's arms, while Rex and the robot grab him by the legs. The toys then prepare to throw Woody off the bed]
One! Two!
[Just before they reach "three," a shout is heard and they turn to the window, with Slinky being near it]
Stop! Don't throw him off the bed!
[pulls up the blinds]
Throw him out the window, like he did to Buzz!!
[The toys then move towards the window as Woody protests]
Yeah!!
[in Black Friday Reel; last words]
No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!
[Last lines; Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]
Which one can I open first?
Let's let Molly open one.
[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand] [over the monitor]
Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor] [to the room]
Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.
[The toys, and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]
Oh, it's time!
[The toys stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]
Whoooooah! Oh, Bo! [rubbing his neck] There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]
Say, isn't that mistletoe?
[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him. The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time] [to Slinky]
Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. [laughs]
[Slinky laughs with him]
Quiet, everyone, quiet!
[over monitor]
Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.
[Mr. Potato Head looks overjoyed]
Way to go, Idaho!
[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him] [over monitor]
Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present it's a... [static]
[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]
Buzz, Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?
[over monitor]
I can't quite make out -- [static]
[defensively]
Me? No, no, no, no... Mm-mmm. Are you?
[laughing]
Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Oh, what is it? What is it?
[Buster is heard barking]
Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile]
[Later that night, to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]
Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.
A Alien
Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy! [Scud sits down and growls] Hey, I got something for you, boy.
[Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]
Ready, set, now! [Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. While growling at the same time Woody, and Buzz watch this with utter distraught and horror] Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Did I get my package in the mail?
What do you mean you don't know?
[Sid runs upstairs]
I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
Not Sid's room! Not there...
Sid! Give her back! Sid! [as Sid slams the door on her] Sid!
Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!
[Off-screen]
Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!
[Sid puts Janie in a vise]
Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. [puts on a mask and pulls out a toy pterodactyl from a crate] Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff] [doing a nurse's voice]
Doctor, you've done it! Hannah? [opens the door where Hannah is standing] Janie's all better now.
She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]
[Outside, the mutant toys continue celebrating and congratulating each.]
Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Woody. [Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody] Thanks.
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship, when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car] [Off-screen]
Everybody say, "Bye, house."
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to] [to mutant toys]
We gotta run! Thanks, guys. [With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up] Quick!
[Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Just go! I'll catch up! [Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street. Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them. Woody and Buzz scream. They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it] Come on! [Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, and Buzz running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach] You can do it, Woody!
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Whew, I made it! [laughs; Buzz gasps. Woody look back to see Scud running towards them. Woody screams. Scud bite on Woody's foot; kicking Scud with his other foot] Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down! Aah! Aah!
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Hold on, Woody!
I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Buzz!
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked Andy's toys. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]
Are we there already? Woody!
How did you-- [Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out] What's going on? What's he taking?
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Hey! What's he doing?
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
He's at it again!
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him. Woody laughs. The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Get him!
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody. Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody steers the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no! [Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles] No, no, no! Wait! [as Rocky spins him] Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand] [spinning]
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Pig pile!
[The impact makes RC jump into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him. Buzz screams. He and RC drive straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
D1 Driver #1
Get out of that car!
Driver #2 Move it!
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
No, wait, you don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
[Woody swings his remote around knocks Mr. Potato Head's parts fall off his body and onto the floor]
Toss him overboard!
[The toys throw Woody out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Hooray!
[Woody getting hit as the auto passes over him. Woody looks Buzz and RC arrives]
Whoa! Woody!
[RC hops up Woody and keeps driving. Woody found themselves sit in front of Buzz holds the remote]
Well, thanks for the ride.
[pointing ahead]
Look out!
[They slam into the rear tire of the auto in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the tire on the remote control]
Now let's catch up to that truck!
Lenny [Woody switches from the remote control and RC speeds up towards the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances and looks Woody and Buzz]
Guys, guys, Woody riding RC, and Buzz is with them!
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
[The toys including Mr. Potato Head gasps and horrified]
What have we done?!
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Rocky, the ramp!
[Rocky rush over to a lever and push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody and Buzz look up and come down]
Look out!
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down and sparks flew from the flashing in a road] [to other toys]
Quick, hold on to my tail!
[Mr. Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky leaps off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky stretches out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw]
Attaboy, Slink!
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulls Slinky's front end off the ramp]
Woody! Woody! Speed up!
The batteries, they're running out!
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Inside the minivan as the Hakuna Matata song from The Lion King plays, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz in it and Molly squeals. Slinky screams]
I can't hold on much longer!
[Slinky's paws slips out, sends his front shooting back into the truck and knocks over the toys] [screams]
Ouch!
[RC slows down and sputters to the stop]
[The next morning, Woody opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it] [grunts]
Finally! [sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing] Hey, who's got my hat?
Shark [pops up with Woody's hat on his head]
Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
[laughing sarcastically]
Give me that!
Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
RA Rex and Slinky Dog
[He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Wow!
[Woody shakes in anger]
Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Yeah, like the attic. [chuckling]
Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pulls it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Don't even think about it, cowboy.
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and holds Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realizes something]
The air isn't.... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! [puts his helmet back on]
You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughs] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Andy's next-door neighbor, Sid Phillips, shouting] [first words]
Yes! [cackles]
[He ducks under the bed]
Uh-oh.
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
I thought he was at summer camp.
They must've kicked him out early this year.
[They climb up to the window]
Incoming! [throw stuff while the dog barks]
I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny Right here, Woody.
Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
[Buzz joins them]
What's going on?
Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
I'd better take a look anyway. [uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
[realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz]
No, no, that's Scud, you idiot! [moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly] That is Sid.
[Sid cackles evilly]
You mean that happy child?
That ain't no happy child.
He tortures toys, just for fun!
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Well, then, we've got to do something.
[He climbs onto the windowsill] [gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm]
What are you doing? Get down from there!
I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
Lenny [Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
He's lighting it! He's lighting it! HIT THE DIRT!!
[Bo Peep screams]
Look out!
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill. Scud barks]
Yes! He's gone! He's history! [laughs with triumph]
Buzz, I would love to see you try. [gesturing to Sid's yard] Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
The sooner we move, the better.
Pizza Planet Announcer [The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz looks up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the P.A. speaking]
Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting.
Pizza Planet Guard [Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]
You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Pizza Planet Announcer [They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]
The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...
[Buzz goes to the back to check on Woody]
Sheriff. Sheriff? [The trash falls down to reveal Woody all flattened] There you are. [Woody falls over on the trash] Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside. [Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing] Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
Pizza Planet Guard You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Okay, now! Quickly, Sheriff, the airlock is closing!
Pizza Planet Announcer [They make it through just as the door closes]
Jones, party of five: Your shuttle is now boarding at counter 12.
K Kids
[as Buzz and Woody drops down]
Hey, Mom! Can we have some tokens?
[Buzz bumps into Woody]
Ow! Watch where you're going!
Sorry. [Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them] What a spaceport! Good work, Woody!
[Woody looks around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]
Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Wait a minute! No, no, no! Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh, turf. [watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them; tracking Andy and family] Come on, come on, that's it...
Where is it? I don't see the -- [then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket] Spaceship!
All right, Buzz, get ready, and... [Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy] Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket. [notices that Buzz is not beside him and saw him running towards the claw game] Buzz! [Buzz jumps through the prize door] Don't! No!
[Andy rounds the bend]
Hey, Mom, if I eat all of my pizza, can I have some alien slime?
This cannot be happening to me!
[He starts to walk but forced back to hide when a man walks by]
[Thunder rumbles as dark clouds appear over head. As Woody slumps on the windowsill in defeat, he heard some noises behind them. They turn to see the mutant toys converging around Buzz]
Buzz! [They hurry off the table and over to the mutant toys] Go away, you disgusting freaks! [screams and Babyface turns over and grabs Buzz's arm with his erector-set pinchers to which Woody is shielding himself and have a tug-o-war over it] All right, back! Back, you cannibals! Aah! Ooh! [loses his grip and falls back, hitting the wall. Buzz is swarmed by the mutant toys. Woody runs over to them with anger] He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters! What are you doing?! [furiously throws the mutant toys aside. Then as Buzz is revealed, he have his arm reattached to him] Hey?! Hey, they fixed you! [move Buzz's arm to see if what he saw is true] But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys. [The mutant toys step back to reveal Janie and the Pterodactyl who have been repaired as well with tape around their repaired necks and heads. The mutant toys look innocently at Woody] Uh, sorry. I-I thought that you were gonna, [laughs nervously] you know, eat my friend. [The mutant toys immediately retreat to the dark shadows of Sid's room] Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?
Sid!!! [tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just went limp] Buzz! Come on, get up! Use your legs! [tried dragging Buzz to the table but the progress is very slow] Fine! Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!
[He leave Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides under a milk crate just as Sid bursts in carrying a box]
It came! It finally came! [went over to his workbench and rip open the package; reverently] The big one. [pulls out a big rocket which has THE BIG ONE written on the side of it; reading the rocket label] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... [looks around] What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll? [spots the milk crate on the floor and picks it up but Woody has hid himself on the underside of it. Sid steps on Buzz's laser, beeping it. He look down a Buzz] Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha. [straps Buzz to the rocket and put a toolbox on the milk crate, making Woody shock] Oh, no... [goes to the window. Suddenly, he smacks his head against the window] Aw, man! [Woody breathes out with relief at this, Sid's face brightens up as he look at bad weather; as Newscaster] Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast... [smacks Buzz down on the desk and winds his alarm clock up] Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys hear Sarge's voice on the baby monitor]
Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! [Rex and Hamm look at him, confused] Hey, I can dream, can't I?
The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Okay, second present. It appears to be... Okay, it's bed sheets.
[Sarge watches as Jennifer picks up the presents one by one until there's only one left]
Oh, only one left.
Okay, we're on the last present now.
It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
[The toys cheer]
Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!
[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr. Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]
Hey, watch it!
