Seven dollars, what are you 6?
Seth
Jonah Hill · 53 quotes
Officer Michaels
Seth Rogen · 37 quotes
Evan
Michael Cera · 34 quotes
Fogell
Christopher Mintz-Plasse · 27 quotes
Officer Slater
Bill Hader · 16 quotes
Becca
Martha MacIsaac · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Evan & Seth (14), Seth & Officer Michaels (10), Evan & Officer Michaels (8)
Superbad quotes
Page 7 of 9Shall we get road beers? Yeah? Can I have thirteen beers to go please.
She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Seth, mama's makin' a pubie salad and I need some of Seth's Own Dressing."
She looks like she could take a dick.
She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.
Should I run?
Shut the **** up, Fagell!
So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...
Spread your shit!
Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".
The only evidence this is is that you can take a hit like a ****in' champ!
These girls are 18 years old, they're not dried up old ladies, they're good to go!
They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!
This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today; If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen... Story of my life...