Superbad 2007 quotes, page 5

Fogell

Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!

Evan

Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.

Evan

Holy shit they busted Fogell...

Becca

I am going to give you the best blow J ever. With my mouth.

Fogell

I am McLovin!

Seth

I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!

Fogell

I got a booner!

Seth

I had a general outline...I was gonna go down on her for like five hours. She'd love that. She'd be smitten by that.

Seth

I joined this class, because I thought I would be working with a partner, but she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.

Seth

I know, but look at Evan, OK just look at him. I'm over here in my unit, I slave alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that!! Looks like the most fun, I've ever seen in my entire life; and it's bullshit. Sorry, excuse my language, I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense, it's just like everyone joins this class to get an "A". It's bullshit and I'm sorry, and I'm not putting down your profession, but its just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking the shitty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't ever need to cook "Tiramasu." When am I gonna need to cook tiramasu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's two weeks left of school, just give me a **** break... Sorry for cursing.

Evan

I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

Fogell

I told her what time it was!

Seth

I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. It's green beer... for your information...

Officer Slater

I'm sorry I blocked your ****.

Fogell

It's 10:33... here.