Superbad 2007 quotes, page 4

129 quotes · 6 characters
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Characters
Seth Jonah Hill · 53 quotes
Evan Michael Cera · 34 quotes
Officer Slater Bill Hader · 16 quotes
Becca Martha MacIsaac · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Evan & Seth (14), Seth & Officer Michaels (10), Evan & Officer Michaels (8)

Superbad quotes

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By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag!

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to **** me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called **** strategy, alright?

Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks.

Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles.