“Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this...”

Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks.

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Seth They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind! Seth You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"! Seth You used my leg as a tampon!