“They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks....”

They literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!

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Seth You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"! Seth You used my leg as a tampon! Seth You don't want girls to think you suck dick at **** pussy!