Yeah, well, while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be over at State where the girls are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellace(sic) me.
Seth
Jonah Hill · 53 quotes
Officer Michaels
Seth Rogen · 37 quotes
Evan
Michael Cera · 34 quotes
Fogell
Christopher Mintz-Plasse · 27 quotes
Officer Slater
Bill Hader · 16 quotes
Becca
Martha MacIsaac · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Evan & Seth (14), Seth & Officer Michaels (10), Evan & Officer Michaels (8)
Superbad quotes
Page 9 of 9You bitched out, **** Judas!
You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA!
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at **** pussy!
You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have **** that guy?' We could be that mistake!
You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!
You used my leg as a tampon!
You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.