Superbad 2007 quotes, page 8

Evan

To respecting women!

Evan

To women... To the respect, to people respecting women...

Fogell

Uhh… it’s 10:33

Fogell

Wait are you guys still picking me up from work?... Can you answer me?

Seth

Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.

Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be ****-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his ****.

Officer Slater

Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!

Seth

What, so I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like I’m **** Steven Glandsberg?

Seth

What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your **** four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!

Evan

Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?

Seth

Why the **** would it be between that and Muhammed?

Fogell

Why would you park in the staff parking lot? I mean because you're not staff...

Evan

Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.

Seth

Yeah but they don't really show dick going in, which is a huge concern... Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?.... Not for me...

Evan

Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.