It's in! Oh my God, it's in!
Seth
Jonah Hill · 53 quotes
Officer Michaels
Seth Rogen · 37 quotes
Evan
Michael Cera · 34 quotes
Fogell
Christopher Mintz-Plasse · 27 quotes
Officer Slater
Bill Hader · 16 quotes
Becca
Martha MacIsaac · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Evan & Seth (14), Seth & Officer Michaels (10), Evan & Officer Michaels (8)
Superbad quotes
Page 6 of 9It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the cumming.
McLovin! Why?!
McLovin!!! NICE!!!
McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.
Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a **** book!
Nice mullet, asshole.
No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.
Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...
One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?
Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!
Samesies.
See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.
Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!