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Shrek quotes

44 total quotes

Donkey
Shrek




View Quote (upon seeing the castle where Fiona is held prisoner) Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location!
View Quote Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns... this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!
View Quote Don't die on me, Shrek. Oh, and if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!
View Quote I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?!!
View Quote I'M A DONKEY ON EDGE!
View Quote No one likes a kiss-ass.
View Quote Nobody move! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!
View Quote Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! (sadly) I think I need a hug...
View Quote Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
View Quote Princess, you're not that ugly. Well, all right, you are ugly; I ain't gonna lie to you. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7!
View Quote That's right fool! Now I'm a FLYING talking donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY FLY!
View Quote When I get outta here, I'm gonna need some serious therapy! Look at my eye twitching!
View Quote You hear that? She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed!
View Quote You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!