[At dinner]

I thought I told you to stay outside.

I am stay outside. [Shrek hears skittering. He spins to look, and he whips around to see Three Blind Mice stumbling around on his dinner table]

Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?

Well, it's not home, but it'll do just fine.

[Shrek starts toward the table. Mouse 3 walks up to Shrek's ear wax candle. Mouse 1 bounces on Shrek's slug]

What a lovely bed!

Gotcha!

I've found some cheese!

[Mouse 3 takes a bite of the ear wax candle and spits it out]

Ow!

Blah! Awful stuff.

Is that you Gorder?!

How did you know?

Enough! What are you doing in my house? Hey! Oh, no, no, no, no! Get your dead broad off the table.

Where are we supposed to put it? The bed's taken.

[Realizing, Shrek enters his bedroom, seeing the wolf in the bed]

What?