“Do you know what that thing could do to you?” – 1st Villager, Shrek ... Movie Quotes Database

1st Villager

(Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp)

Do you know what that thing could do to you?

2nd Villager

Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread!

Shrek

Actually, that would be a giant. But ogres, oh, they're much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin! They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually it's quite good on toast...

2nd Villager

(waves a torch in front of Shrek)

Back! Back, ya beast! I warn ya!

2nd Villager

(Shrek licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch like a match)

Oh...

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