[after knocking out Fezzik]
I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well...and dream of large women.
Inigo Montoya
Mandy Patinkin · 28 quotes
Westley
Cary Elwes · 27 quotes
Buttercup
18 quotes
Vizzini
Wallace Shawn · 17 quotes
Fezzik
André Roussimoff · 14 quotes
Man in Black
14 quotes
Prince Humperdinck
Chris Sarandon · 12 quotes
Count Rugen
Christopher Guest · 10 quotes
Miracle Max
Billy Crystal · 7 quotes
Grandpa
6 quotes
Grandson
Fred Savage · 6 quotes
Grandfather
Peter Falk · 3 quotes
Valerie
Carol Kane · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Westley & Buttercup (7), Inigo Montoya & Man in Black (6), Inigo Montoya & Fezzik (6)
The Princess Bride quotes
Page 5 of 8[in reference to the Machine]
Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how The Machine makes you feel.
[In response to Inigo asking if he has six fingers on his right hand]
Do you always begin conversations this way?
[in response to Vizzini's repeated use of "Inconceivable!"]
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
[on hearing Wesley's cries of pain]
Fezzik! Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
[reacting to being told that "his way" involves hitting Westley with a rock]
My way's not very sportsmanlike.
[reading]
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you."
[repeated line]
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
[To an unconscious Fezzik]
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the mean time, rest well and dream of large women.
[to Fezzik]
And YOU! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland?!