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Mandy Patinkin
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Mandy Patinkin movie quotes

40 quotes from 3 movies

The Princess Bride (1987) as Inigo Montoya

View Quote Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
View Quote [in response to Vizzini's repeated use of "Inconceivable!"] You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
View Quote [repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) as Papa Smurf

View Quote [whistles] I've told you time and again, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden! And now you're talking about maps and mystery Smurfs and Gargamel's lair! None of this makes any sense, and I really don't understand why you can't follow simple rules! You snuck out and it put you all in danger! Seems to me the only way I can keep you safe is if... You’re grounded.
View Quote [searching for the Smurfs] Hefty?! BRAINY?! CLUMSY?!?! [noticing four Smurfs are gone] Oh, that is not even convincing. When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons!
View Quote [hugs Smurfette, laughs softly] You never cease to amaze me.
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Wonder (2017) as Mr. Tushman

View Quote Dear Mr. Will, One thing I've learned in 20 years in education is that there are two sides to every story, so I think I can imagine what started the fight. While nothing justifies striking another student, I know good friends are worth defending. So, after your two-day suspension, your scholarship will be waiting for you. So, just keep up the good work, and keep being the fine boy we all know you to be. Sincerely, Mr. Tushman.
View Quote The final award this morning is the Henry Ward Beecher Medal to honor students who have been notable or exemplary. Usually, it's a "good works," a service award. But I came upon a passage that he wrote, which made me realize that good works come in many forms. "Greatness," he wrote, "lies not in being strong, but in the right using of strength. He or she is the greatest whose strength carries up the most hearts by the attraction of his own." Without further ado, this year, I am very proud to award the Henry Ward Beecher Medal to the student whose quiet strength has carried up the most hearts.
View Quote [Mr. Lawrence Tushman, the head of Beecher Prep School, is meeting with Julian and his parents, and he shows that Julian wrote "Do everyone a favor and die!" to Auggie on the back of a recent class picture.]
Richard Albans: You wrote that, Julian?
Julian Albans: Yes, sir.
Lawrence Tushman: That one note was on the back of a class photo. [turns the picture over to show the front] Your son photoshopped Auggie out of it. [the picture shows Auggie was indeed photoshopped out of it, replaced with the words "No freaks allowed!"]
Melissa "Sarah" Albans: No. [clears throat] No, he didn't. I did. Of course, I didn't think that he would bring it to school, but when our friends come over and they see that picture, I want them to ask about our son, not the Pullman's.
Lawrence: Mrs. Albans, when we pressed Auggie, he showed us these other notes...that your son left in his locker, and, and his desk and...chair. [shows other hurtful notes and hurtful drawings of Auggie]
Melissa: [defending Julian] Okay, look. If no one else is gonna have the courage to say it, then I guess I will. These kids are too young to be dealing with this sort of thing. Julian has had nightmares because of that kid.
Richard: Sarah--
Melissa: [to Lawrence Tushman] Did you know that? We had to take him to a child psychologist to help him deal with his night terrors.
Lawrence: [calmly] It's just a two-day suspension. [to Julian] You'll stay home from the Nature Preserve trip. That's all.
Melissa: [in disbelief] Two days for a couple of notes from a kid? After all the money that we have poured into this school?
Richard: [threateningly; thinking he and Melissa would win] We have a lot of friends on the school board, Mr. Tushman.
Lawrence: [unfazed] Oh. [exhales; rightfully shoots down the empty threat] Well, I have more.
Melissa: [rhetorically] So, what would you have us do? Bend over backwards for every single person in the world? Nobody can get their feelings hurt, ever? [scoffs] You are not doing these kids any favors.
Lawrence: [sighs] Mrs. Albans, Auggie can't change the way he looks. So, maybe we can change the way we see. [looks pointedly at Julian, who feels like he's gonna cry]
Melissa: [sarcastically] Yes. I will be sure to tell that to the real world. Thank you for this. We won't be back in the fall.
Julian: [shocked; pleading] Mom, I like this school. M-Mom-- I have friends, Dad.
Richard: Let's go, Julian.
Melissa: Come on.
[Julian's parents walk out, Lawrence shakes his head in disgust; Julian reluctantly walks out, but he turns back in the doorway]
Julian: [remorsefully] Mr. Tushman? I'm really sorry.
Lawrence: [knowing that Julian's apology is genuine; sympathetically] I know you are, Julian.
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