Clumsy? How you doing?
Okay, I guess.
Just hang tight, Clumsy. I'm not sure how long this'll take, or how long we'll be down here, so, everyone, whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
I just ate all my rations!
CLUMSY!
I'm stress eating!
Brainy Smurf
Danny Pudi · 12 quotes
Hefty Smurf
Joe Manganiello · 10 quotes
Papa Smurf
Mandy Patinkin · 9 quotes
Smurfette
Demi Lovato · 9 quotes
Clumsy Smurf
Jack McBrayer · 8 quotes
Gargamel
Rainn Wilson · 8 quotes
Smurf Willow
4 quotes
Most scenes together: Brainy Smurf & Hefty Smurf (6), Clumsy Smurf & Brainy Smurf (5), Clumsy Smurf & Hefty Smurf (5)
Smurfs: The Lost Village quotes
Page 1 of 3Ah, Smurfette, my little creation, you finally did what you were made for.
No, it's not true.
Of course it is! Why do you think you led me here? Why do you think you saved me on the river? It was all part of the plan. [Smurfette realizes her mistakes] No matter how hard you try, you can't escape your destiny. [Smurfette tries to hold back her tears] And now you're really of no use to me anymore. Freeze Ball! [he tries to use a Freeze Ball on Smurfette, only to find she absorbed the energy] Ah yes. These Freeze Balls only work on real Smurfs. And you are nothing more than a lump of clay. Thank you for everything.
Smurf Blossom
[frozen]
Smurfette, how could you do this to us? [Gargamel picks her up]
Because it was her purpose. [laughs evilly and walks away]
What's a Smurfette? Well, I don't need a book to tell you she's... [Snappy Bug chitters] Right. Smurfette can't be defined by just 1 word. She's many things!
Smurf Blossom’’’: Oh, she doesn't know it yet, but she's my new best friend.
Smurfette is a bunny wrangler. [scratches Bucky's chin and Bucky glows]
Smurf Storm
She's tough. Not as tough as me, but...tough enough. [Spitfire chitters]
Smurfette...can be anything she wants to be.
[whistles]
I've told you time and again, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden! And now you're talking about maps and mystery Smurfs and Gargamel's lair! None of this makes any sense, and I really don't understand why you can't follow simple rules! You snuck out and it put you all in danger! Seems to me the only way I can keep you safe is if... You’re grounded.
Grounded? Not grounded!
But, Papa, but...
What? Oh, come on!
No buts! None of you are to take one step out of your mushrooms without telling me where you're going. Do you understand that?
You're right Papa.
Huh? What?
All 3 Smurfs
[simultaneously]
Huh?
You're right, I don't know what we were thinking.
Uh, good. Because as I was saying, you behaved completely irresponsibly.
Yes, right, exactly. I couldn't agree more. Right, guys?
Uh, yeah, right. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
What are you talking about, Smurfette?
Yes, so... And furthermore...
[interrupts Papa]
In fact, I think we should all go to our rooms right now and think about what we've done.
Well, I think that's...
[interrupts once again]
Tough, but fair. Come on, guys. [begins to push Hefty, Brainy, and Clumsy]
Okay, okay. Okay, I'm moving.
What's your endgame here?
Did you get pecked on the noggin, Smurfette?
Actually, Smurfette...
Don't worry Papa, We are certainly gonna do some thinking about what we did, and so forth. [pokes Brainy in the face] But we will definitely not be leaving our rooms until we've thought this whole thing out. And then, just for good measure, we'll think about it some more.
Yes, but...
Great talk Papa. [slams door behind her]
No, no. No, no, no! There's gonna be something that I can do! There's gonna be a spell! There’s gonna be something! I know there it! Where is it?! What page! How can I manage it! Let it all go! No that's not it! Which spell, which spell!
Papa. We won't find any answer to this in the book. [Papa Smurf starts to sob quietly]
Smurf Blossom
[deep voice]
Look at me, I am a boy Smurf! [laughs]
Smurf Lily
I am Smurf Lily.
Smurf Storm
Do not try any funny stuff, bug.
What? Wizard?
Smurf Melody
He looks so old.
Smurf Hazel
Is he wearing a dissguise?
This is impossible.
Smurf Storm
He doesn't seem so tough.
Smurf Blossom
Yeah, Gargamel! That's what you get when you attack Smurfy Grove!
Gargamel? What are you talking about?
No, no, no, wait. This is a mistake.
Smurfette?
That's Papa!
Papa?
Smurf Blossom
Papa? There's another funny word. Papa! Papa! Papa!
Smurf Blossom, no! Breathe deep and step away from the Papa thing.
Everyone, meet Papa Smurf.
I'm Smurf Willow, leader of the Smurfs.
I'm afraid that's quite impossible, because I happened to be the leader of the Smurfs.
Whatever you say, Papa thing.
Excuse me, do you mind not calling that?
Well, if the "thing" fits.
By the way, where'd you learn those moves?
Self-taught, actually.
Impressive.
Thank you.
You're quite welcome.
Brainy.
How did you do that?!
And, I assume, Clumsy.
What are you guys doing out here?
We knew you were up to something.
This is all my fault, Hefty.
But Smurfette, the Forbidden Forest, it's too dangerous.
I have to at least warn that Lost Village.
Well, we're Team Smurf, and we stick together. So, we're coming with you.
I can't ask you to do that.
You didn't ask.
We volunteered.
Just think, guys. [eats a berry] After all this time, when we've been going about our Smurfy business back home, there's been other Smurfs out there, just like us.
Or they could be nothing like us.
He's right. We should be prepared for whatever we find. Those other Smurfs might not even be blue. [eats his berry]
Maybe they'll be orange. [gasps] I like orange.
What if they all wear glasses?
Or have big bushy mustaches?
What if they have scaly skin and sharp teeth?
And giant claws and big beady eyes?
What if they have... hands?
[Giggling]
Listen. It doesn't matter what they look like. We still have to warn them. [the other Smurfs nod] Gargamel's wrong about me. It's not my purpose to help him. I'm meant to save those Smurfs.
And we're gonna help you. We're Team Smurf, and we're in this together. [to Smurfette] And by "together", I mean me and you. And those guys. But mostly me and you. [Clumsy shoulder-bumps him]
They're Smurfs, just like us. Except, well, they're boy Smurfs.
Smurf Blossom
"Boy". That's a funny word. Boy! Boy! Boy! Boy! [deep voice] Look at me! I'm a boy Smurf! [laughs]
[catches Monty in his arms]
Monty! What have they done to you, my glorious bird-of-prey? [angrily drops him] Smurfs!
[during Smurfette's funeral]
She never thought she was a real Smurf. But she was the truest Smurf of all.