Most scenes together: Brainy Smurf & Hefty Smurf (6), Clumsy Smurf & Brainy Smurf (5), Clumsy Smurf & Hefty Smurf (5)
Smurfs: The Lost Village quotes
Page 2 of 3I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything. I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter. [Azrael grumbles incoherently] I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. You're a useless feline. [Azrael meows angrily] That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it. [Azrael scoffs] I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed the line and that stung. I demand an apology. [Azrael grumbles] You were going to learn this one way or another, but...I am not your real father. [Azrael meows sadly] But that does not matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs. Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts. But I always like to spitball off your thoughts. [Azrael meows incoherently] Azrael, I am not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible. [Azrael yowls, Monty screeches] I can't think with this music! Can someone please shut off the music? [Azrael meows confusedly, now noticing the written credits] And what's with all these words...scrolling in front of me? Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily? [Azrael grumbles incoherently, Gargamel reluctantly reads a credit] "Matte painters"? I do not know what that means. Someone just made that up, right? Oh, I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is. [He reads another one] "Look development artists"? Oh yes, of course. Let is develop some looks. Like, maybe an angry look. Because you two totally ruined my plans! [Azrael meows frustratedly] Am I going mad, Azrael? For the last time, Get them to shut off this music!
Hefty?! BRAINY?! CLUMSY?!?! [noticing four Smurfs are gone] Oh, that is not even convincing. When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons!
I've told you time and again, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden! And now you're talking about maps and mystery Smurfs and Gargamel's lair! None of this makes any sense, and I really don't understand why you can't follow simple rules! You snuck out and it put you all in danger! Seems to me the only way I can keep you safe is if... You’re grounded.
Check out my wizard mane! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Brainy Smurf: Really, man?] When I'm through with these Smurfs, I'll have all the power I've ever dreamed of!
Gargamel is wrong about me. It is not my purpose to help him. I am meant to save those Smurfs.
Gargamel's Cauldron: Long have you searched for these creatures of blue, but this hat comes from somewhere new. [Gargamel: Yes, where? Where does it come from?] A village of Smurfs where enchantment grows, [Gargamel: Oh, an entire village. Good. Go on, go on.] the location of which... [Gargamel: Yes?] ...nobody knows. [Gargamel: NO! Just start with that. Start with "I don't know". Lousy cheap-o cauldron! [kicks it and hurts his foot in the process, Azrael laughs] But here is a clue. [shapes the thread into a shape of 3 tall trees]
I am not even a real Smurf. [gasps, realizes what she said and hatches a plan to save the Smurfs] I am not a real Smurf!
I am really freaking OUT, YOU GUYS!!
I am Smurf Willow, leader of the Smurfs.
I just ate all my rations!!!
It is like a workout for my eyeballs.