Hefty Smurf Why are my muscles so big?
Played by Joe Manganiello 
Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) · 43 quotes
Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) · 43 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017): in 10 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Brainy Smurf (6), Clumsy Smurf (5), Smurfette (3)
We are Team Smurf, and we stick together.
More lines from Hefty Smurf
3 quotes Hefty Smurf Hefty Smurf That is what I call talking out of your butt!
Hefty Smurf It is like a workout for my eyeballs.
Scenes with Hefty Smurf
6 scenes
[whistles]
I've told you time and again, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden! And now you're talking about maps and mystery Smurfs and Gargamel's lair! None of this makes any sense, and I really don't understand why you can't follow simple rules! You snuck out and it put you all in danger! Seems to me the only way I can keep you safe is if... You’re grounded.
Grounded? Not grounded!
But, Papa, but...
Hefty Smurf What? Oh, come on!
No buts! None of you are to take one step out of your mushrooms without telling me where you're going. Do you understand that?
You're right Papa.
Huh? What?
All 3 Smurfs
[simultaneously]
Huh?
You're right, I don't know what we were thinking.
Uh, good. Because as I was saying, you behaved completely irresponsibly.
Yes, right, exactly. I couldn't agree more. Right, guys?
Uh, yeah, right. Okay.
Hefty Smurf Oh, yeah. Yeah.
What are you talking about, Smurfette?
Yes, so... And furthermore...
[interrupts Papa]
In fact, I think we should all go to our rooms right now and think about what we've done.
Well, I think that's...
[interrupts once again]
Tough, but fair. Come on, guys. [begins to push Hefty, Brainy, and Clumsy]
Okay, okay. Okay, I'm moving.
What's your endgame here?
Hefty Smurf Did you get pecked on the noggin, Smurfette?
Actually, Smurfette...
Don't worry Papa, We are certainly gonna do some thinking about what we did, and so forth. [pokes Brainy in the face] But we will definitely not be leaving our rooms until we've thought this whole thing out. And then, just for good measure, we'll think about it some more.
Yes, but...
Great talk Papa. [slams door behind her]
Hefty Smurf [sighs, then comes out of the shrub where he was hiding]
Sup, Smurfette?
Brainy.
How did you do that?!
And, I assume, Clumsy.
What are you guys doing out here?
Hefty Smurf We knew you were up to something.
This is all my fault, Hefty.
Hefty Smurf But Smurfette, the Forbidden Forest, it's too dangerous.
I have to at least warn that Lost Village.
Hefty Smurf Well, we're Team Smurf, and we stick together. So, we're coming with you.
I can't ask you to do that.
Hefty Smurf You didn't ask.
We volunteered.
Clumsy? How you doing?
Okay, I guess.
Just hang tight, Clumsy. I'm not sure how long this'll take, or how long we'll be down here, so, everyone, whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
I just ate all my rations!
Hefty Smurf CLUMSY!
I'm stress eating!
Just think, guys. [eats a berry] After all this time, when we've been going about our Smurfy business back home, there's been other Smurfs out there, just like us.
Or they could be nothing like us.
Hefty Smurf He's right. We should be prepared for whatever we find. Those other Smurfs might not even be blue. [eats his berry]
Maybe they'll be orange. [gasps] I like orange.
What if they all wear glasses?
Hefty Smurf Or have big bushy mustaches?
What if they have scaly skin and sharp teeth?
Hefty Smurf And giant claws and big beady eyes?
What if they have... hands?
Hefty Smurf [he and Brainy laugh]
Good one bro!
[Giggling]
Listen. It doesn't matter what they look like. We still have to warn them. [the other Smurfs nod] Gargamel's wrong about me. It's not my purpose to help him. I'm meant to save those Smurfs.
Hefty Smurf And we're gonna help you. We're Team Smurf, and we're in this together. [to Smurfette] And by "together", I mean me and you. And those guys. But mostly me and you. [Clumsy shoulder-bumps him]
No, no. No, no, no! There's gonna be something that I can do! There's gonna be a spell! There’s gonna be something! I know there it! Where is it?! What page! How can I manage it! Let it all go! No that's not it! Which spell, which spell!
Papa. We won't find any answer to this in the book. [Papa Smurf starts to sob quietly]
Hefty Smurf [tearfully]
Let's take her home.
What's a Smurfette? Well, I don't need a book to tell you she's... [Snappy Bug chitters] Right. Smurfette can't be defined by just 1 word. She's many things!
Smurf Blossom’’’: Oh, she doesn't know it yet, but she's my new best friend.
Smurfette is a bunny wrangler. [scratches Bucky's chin and Bucky glows]
Smurf Storm
She's tough. Not as tough as me, but...tough enough. [Spitfire chitters]
Hefty Smurf Smurfette...can be anything she wants to be.
