A character in Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017)

Gargamel quotes from Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017)

Rainn Wilson

Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017): in 8 of its 43 quotes

A line from Gargamel [first lines, to Smurfette before she turned blue]

Now go, and find Smurf Village.

More lines from Gargamel

6 quotes
Gargamel

Wart of worm and hair of cat, show me the home of this Smurf hat.

Gargamel
[catches Monty in his arms]

Monty! What have they done to you, my glorious bird-of-prey? [angrily drops him] Smurfs!

Gargamel

Prepare for Garmageddon! [laughs evilly]

Gargamel

Check out my wizard mane! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Brainy Smurf: Really, man?] When I'm through with these Smurfs, I'll have all the power I've ever dreamed of!

Gargamel
[last lines of the film, during the credits]

I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything. I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter. [Azrael grumbles incoherently] I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. You're a useless feline. [Azrael meows angrily] That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it. [Azrael scoffs] I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed the line and that stung. I demand an apology. [Azrael grumbles] You were going to learn this one way or another, but...I am not your real father. [Azrael meows sadly] But that does not matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs. Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts. But I always like to spitball off your thoughts. [Azrael meows incoherently] Azrael, I am not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible. [Azrael yowls, Monty screeches] I can't think with this music! Can someone please shut off the music? [Azrael meows confusedly, now noticing the written credits] And what's with all these words...scrolling in front of me? Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily? [Azrael grumbles incoherently, Gargamel reluctantly reads a credit] "Matte painters"? I do not know what that means. Someone just made that up, right? Oh, I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is. [He reads another one] "Look development artists"? Oh yes, of course. Let is develop some looks. Like, maybe an angry look. Because you two totally ruined my plans! [Azrael meows frustratedly] Am I going mad, Azrael? For the last time, Get them to shut off this music!

Scenes with Gargamel

1 scene
Gargamel

Ah, Smurfette, my little creation, you finally did what you were made for.

No, it's not true.

Gargamel

Of course it is! Why do you think you led me here? Why do you think you saved me on the river? It was all part of the plan. [Smurfette realizes her mistakes] No matter how hard you try, you can't escape your destiny. [Smurfette tries to hold back her tears] And now you're really of no use to me anymore. Freeze Ball! [he tries to use a Freeze Ball on Smurfette, only to find she absorbed the energy] Ah yes. These Freeze Balls only work on real Smurfs. And you are nothing more than a lump of clay. Thank you for everything.

Smurf Blossom
[frozen]

Smurfette, how could you do this to us? [Gargamel picks her up]

Gargamel

Because it was her purpose. [laughs evilly and walks away]

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