Grandpa
When I was your age, "television" was called "books".
Tied for 10th most-quoted character in The Princess Bride (1987): in 6 of its 113 quotes
A line from GrandpaYes, you're very smart. Shut up.
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Grandpa
[reading]
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you."
Grandpa
Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
Grandpa
[after being asked to read the story again]
As you wish.
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[appears with Count Rugen]
She has been like that ever since the Fire Swamp. It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.
Of course.
Grandpa
The King died that very night, and before the following dawn, Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. And at noon she met her subjects again, this time as their queen.
My father's final words were...
Hold it! Hold it! Grandpa, you read that wrong. She doesn't marry Humperdinck, she marries Westley. I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair.
Grandpa
Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair.
I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! Now get it right!
Grandpa
Do you want me to go on with this?
Yes.
Grandpa
All right, then, no more interruptions. At noon she met her subjects again, this time as their queen.
