I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive.
Inigo Montoya
Mandy Patinkin · 28 quotes
Westley
Cary Elwes · 27 quotes
Buttercup
18 quotes
Vizzini
Wallace Shawn · 17 quotes
Fezzik
André Roussimoff · 14 quotes
Man in Black
14 quotes
Prince Humperdinck
Chris Sarandon · 12 quotes
Count Rugen
Christopher Guest · 10 quotes
Miracle Max
Billy Crystal · 7 quotes
Grandpa
6 quotes
Grandson
Fred Savage · 6 quotes
Grandfather
Peter Falk · 3 quotes
Valerie
Carol Kane · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Westley & Buttercup (7), Inigo Montoya & Man in Black (6), Inigo Montoya & Fezzik (6)
The Princess Bride quotes
Page 7 of 8I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
I only dog paddle.
Iocaine! I'd bet my life on it. And there are the Princess's footprints. She is alive ... or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Let me explain... No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, and make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
My people ... a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now.
Pick up a rock, hide behind the boulder and wait for the man in black. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. T'would be a pity to damage yours.
There will be blood tonight!
This is true love. You think this happens every day?
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.