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Christopher Guest movie quotes

45 quotes from 4 movies

This is Spinal Tap (1984) as Nigel Tufnel

View Quote It's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black.

View Quote I'm quite influenced by Mozart and Bach, so I like to think that this piece is more of a Mach really.

View Quote It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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The Princess Bride (1987) as Count Rugen

View Quote [in reference to the Machine] Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how The Machine makes you feel.

View Quote Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an over-developed sense of vengeance. It's going to get you in trouble some day.

View Quote You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.

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Small Soldiers (1998) as Slamfist

View Quote [ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]

View Quote [riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.

View Quote [hiding in a garbage dump] Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.

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Waiting for Guffman (1997) as Corky St Clair

View Quote It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.

View Quote It's a Zen thing, like "how many babies fit in a tire," you know, the old joke.

View Quote Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

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