Shirley. My daughter's name is Shirley.
Osmosis Jones
Chris Rock · 27 quotes
Drix
David Hyde Pierce · 17 quotes
Mrs. Boyd
Molly Shannon · 11 quotes
Mayor Charles Phlegmming
William Shatner · 9 quotes
Thrax
Laurence Fishburne · 9 quotes
Leah Estrogen
Brandy Norwood · 8 quotes
Frank DeTorre
Bill Murray · 7 quotes
Shane DeTorre
Elena Franklin · 7 quotes
Bob DeTorre
Chris Elliott · 5 quotes
Chief
Joel Silver · 5 quotes
Frank Detorri
3 quotes
Tom Colonic
Ron Howard · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Osmosis Jones & Drix (8), Osmosis Jones & Mrs. Boyd (5), Osmosis Jones & Leah Estrogen (3)
Osmosis Jones quotes
Page 5 of 7Sir, he was a lethal virus.
Sir, he's got a point. When I came to work for you, you promised you would concentrate more on health issues.
So, Dad, what's the big surprise?
Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm?
Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.
Thank you, Leah. Now get me the chief on the phone. There's a good girl.
Thank you, Uncle Bob. You're gonna love it!
That's Chill. He's a flu shot.
That's my effervescent propulsion.
The bowels. Didn't always smell this way. No. There was a time when eating right and exercise kept this whole area a vital center of activity. But during Mayor Phlegmming's term, we've seen rot and stagnation paralyze this neighborhood as well as the colon and the sphincter. Well, I think it's time we get things moving again. I'm Tom Colonic. As Mayor, I would set long-term goals that include ordering salads and eating bran. Mayor Phlegmming may think that things are fine just the way they are. But I think that if we pull together and put in a little hard work, A new Frank could be right around the corner.
There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.
They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!
This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Motown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!