Osmosis Jones 2001 quotes, page 4

Jones! Oh, thank Frank!

Osmosis Jones

Just as long as it doesn't hit 108 degrees, or Frank's daughter's an orphan.

Shane DeTorre

Let me take a look at that, Dad. Open wide. Open wide. Ahh.

Bob DeTorre

Listen, why don't you sit her down and tell her that if anything ever happens to you, I will take care of her, okay? I will raise her, I will nurture her, I will love her, and then when she's 16, I'll boot her out the door.

Osmosis Jones

Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses.

Osmosis Jones

Next time, I'll be the bad cop.

Shane DeTorre

No! No, Dad, it's me, Shane.

Frank DeTorre

Oh, that's my daughter Shane. She won't buy me deodorant anymore. She says it causes cancer.

Drix

OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!

Okay, Frank. This is your, um, conscience speaking. Now listen carefully. This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work. Use that charm.

Osmosis Jones

Osmosis Jones to dispatch. We got multiple germs coming down the windpipe and if these bad boys hit the blood stream, we're going to be illin'.

Bob DeTorre

Outta town? I'm not getting outta my bathrobe. I'm just gonna wheel a keg into the living room and plop myself down on the sofa in front of the TV. You know, spend a little quality time with the wife and kids.

Frank DeTorre

Please, we can't do that. She's been humiliated enough already.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

See, I told you she'd be excited. Now, tidy up, will you? Here we go.

Frank DeTorre

She'll be excited. She'll probably call you.