Osmosis Jones 2001 quotes, page 3

Get that thing to the hypothalamus now!

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.

Osmosis Jones

Great, got me a college boy.

Hey, Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank in shape? You know we've got that big insurance exam next month.

Bob DeTorre

Hey, Shane, how about a hug for your Uncle Bob? [Shane walks out of the house] Okay, nice talking to you, too. [Frank burps] Hey, muscles! You don't look so good.

Thrax

Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.

Honey, the reason that monkeys eat so many fruits and vegetables is because they're not smart enough to butcher a cow. Your mother - God bless her soul - she didn't believe the old-fashioned ideas about nursing and breast-feeding and all that. Uh-uh, you were fed cheeseburgers as a baby, and look at you - you're as big as a house, you're as strong as a bull, you smell like a cow. Your cholesterol's probably a little high, but they have medicine for that now. You can get an angioplasty, get it all cleared out.

Mayor Charles Phlegmming

I propose something that every organism in this city will enjoy. I give you a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival in Buffalo, New York! Final plans have been made and nothing is going to stand in our way!

Frank DeTorre

I said I was gonna think about it. It's a holiday weekend. The important thing is that we're together, right?

Drix

I'd like to examine your irritated areas.

Shane DeTorre

I'm going camping with my friends. You're welcome to join us.

Is beer fluid?

Frank DeTorre

It's all shoveled out. And the hippo's asleep. I'm gonna take Shane to Docky's.

Osmosis Jones

It's just the way I like it: Extra disgusting.

Drix

James who?