Molly Shannon movie quotes

28 quotes from 4 movies

Serendipity (2001) as Eve

View Quote [commenting on Sara's craziness] They should make pills for this.

View Quote You know who plays golf? Guys who are too fat to play tennis, like this guy.

View Quote Jonathan: This is the ultimate blend to drink. How'd you find this place?
Sara: I first came in because of the name: Serendipity. It's one of my favorite words.
Jonathan: It is? Why?
Sara: It's such a nice sounding word for what it means: a fortunate accident.

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Osmosis Jones (2001) as Mrs. Boyd

View Quote [To Frank] What a zit! I mean, what is it? What do you want?

View Quote Shirley. My daughter's name is Shirley.

View Quote Frank, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am Mrs. Boyd. I am Shane's science and P.E. teacher.

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Never Been Kissed (1999) as Anita Olesky

View Quote Anita Olesky: [runs into Josie's office and knocks down a diploma on the wall] Guess who I did it with last night?
Josie Geller: Roger from Op/Ed?
Anita Olesky: Aww... Who told you?
Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him."

View Quote Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
Anita Olesky: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.

View Quote Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the popsicles for free!" [giggles and sighs] ...So, any questions? [every hand goes up]

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The Santa Clause 2 (2002) as Tracy

View Quote You know what, I totally put myself out there doing that. And that was not an easy thing to do, and if you're the kind of man that can't support a woman's ambition, then I don't think there's any reason to continue this date.