Most scenes together: Josie Geller & Sam (3), Gibby Zerefski & Kristin Davis (3), Josie Geller & Gibby Zerefski (2)
Never Been Kissed quotes
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Merkin Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.
Merkin I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.
Oh my Gosh! I went there!
For what?
...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.
Guess who I did it with last night?
Roger from Op/Ed?
Aww... Who told you?
You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him."
What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?
You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!
Kirsten Liosis Nuh-uh, I'm Disco Barbie!
And I'm Evening Wear Barbie.
[Kristin flips her hair]
Hi, I'm Guy.
Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
A Geek?
You totally just said that out loud.
You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo?
Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. [sarcastic kiss] Where do I sign up?
James Rigfort You! What's your name?
James Rigfort Jose?
Josie Geller!
That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.
Cynthia Damn, girl... you are a writer.
That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.
The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.
P.E. Teacher Now you age gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
You guys are still telling that lie?
I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
Hear one.
Whatever.