Guy Perkins Hi, I'm Guy.
Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
Guy Perkins Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
A Geek?
You totally just said that out loud.
Played by Jeremy Jordan 
Never Been Kissed (1999) · 31 quotes
Never Been Kissed (1999) · 31 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Never Been Kissed (1999): in 3 of its 31 quotes
Scenes with Guy Perkins
3 scenes Guy Perkins Guy Perkins Guy Perkins [a new prom theme is needed]
All right, all right. Josie.
Sera
That's not a theme!
Guy Perkins Thank you... No, Josie will have the answer.
Guy Perkins You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo?
Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. [sarcastic kiss] Where do I sign up?
