David Arquette movie quotes

15 quotes from 3 movies

Scream (2022) as Dewey Riley

View Quote [Sends text message to Gale] Ghostface is back. Don't come to Woodsboro. Hope all is well. [Adds a smile emoji to the end of the text]

View Quote Well maybe you're the killer, because that one cut deep...

View Quote Dewey: [Notices Gale's camera operator and assistant] Couldn't resist a good story, could you?
Gale: Don't be an idiot, Dewey. I'm here because I was worried about you... Okay, yes! My producers wanted me to cover this for obvious reasons, but ninety percent is because of you.
Dewey: Well, I feel ninety percent better.

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Never Been Kissed (1999) as Rob Geller

View Quote I'm the coleslaw king of the world!

View Quote All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it.

View Quote See ya around the Cell Block, Mrs. Robinson.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) as Benny

View Quote [Benny, now a vampire, is floating outside Pike's window.]
Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! Get outta here!

View Quote Pike: Would you have sex with them?
Benny: Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.
Pike: Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.

View Quote [Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
...
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.