Pike "I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."
Played by Luke Perry 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · 75 quotes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · 75 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992): in 19 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Buffy (4), Benny (3)
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"
More lines from Pike
9 quotes Pike Pike "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]
Pike "I have to fall down now."
Pike "I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."
Pike "I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"
Pike "Are YOU addressing I?"
Pike [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap]
"What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."
Pike [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy]
"I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now?" {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"
Pike "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"
Scenes with Pike
9 scenes
[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike No, we didn't.
Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer Oh, my God, is that true?
Probably. What movie is this?
...
Pike [Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Hey, wait a minute...
You're the guys from the movie!
Pike We hate you guys.
Pike You're floating! Get outta here!
Pike [Pike is preparing to leave town.]
Seen Benny lately?
Zeph No. You want me to give him a message?
Pike You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here... I don't know, something really weird. [turns to leave]
Zeph Hey — what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike Run.
Pike [dazed]
Yeah...it was. It's... still...
Shambling Vampire
BluaaaaahUGH!
[A vampire ex-student brags to Buffy.]
Buffy:We were Friends
Grueller Now, I'm a god! [Pike stakes him]
Pike And now, you're a coat rack.
Pike Well... I can't move my legs.
Why?
Pike Because you're sitting on them.
Pike [Buffy helps up an in pain Pike.]
Wow, did I do all of that?
No.
Pike (sighing)
Did you do all of that?
Yeah.
Pike [Buffy and Pike are dancing.]
You know... you're not like other girls.
Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]
Pike C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Pike Shit. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]
Pike Would you have sex with them?
Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you.
Pike Yeah, but then you'll never call me again.
